The O'Reilly Factor Xmas Ornament

Hahaha, I don’t know what to say about this, how could words possibly ameliorate this to an even higher strata of hilarity? It deserves a poem, but now all I have is gut rot.

I will but leave you with the blurb from the Fox News website, incidentally they are available there for $9.95:

Put your Christmas tree in the ‘No Spin Zone’ with this silver glass ‘O’Reilly Factor’ ornament.

Why that’s exactly where I want my tree!